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ladywood 

1. (horticultural) A perennial bud found in moist valleys, amidst ferns, and which like to nestle up against redwoods.
2. (anatomical) A perineal bud found in moist valleys, amidst pubes, and which like to be jostled by redwoods. A clit.
1. and 2. "For Valentine's Day, do something special. Give her LADYWOOD."
~ failed marketing ploys of HM&B corporation.

(First heard in NBC's Will & Grace)
ladywood by HMB February 10, 2004

ladywood 

The sexual arousal of a woman.
Upon seeing that new sports car, she says "Oh my, its giving me LadyWood."
ladywood by Taylor CHurches January 8, 2008

landfood 

The opposite of seafood. Meat from animals raised on land.
Landfood includes beef, pork, chicken, and meat from other domestic animals but also venison, bison, and other wild game.
landfood by land-locked March 16, 2009

Ladywood 

1) Total sexual arousal in the female human being, to the level complete emotional euphoria and physical discomfort from the resulting throbbing, wet and swollen sensitivity in the genital region and readiness for sex as soon as possible- preferably immediately.
2) Woman boner, woody, tool, jack-hammer, etc, to the point where she’s “got to roll”.
Girlfriend, I got some ladywood for this dude and we gots to get home, now.
Ladywood by Phat$hady May 9, 2018

landfood 

The land animal version of seafood.

Any edible animal that lives on land rather than in the sea.

A blanket term for meat that comes from animals raised on land.
Q: Do you like seafood?

A: No, I prefer landfood.

Examples of landfood: beef, pork, chicken, iguana, lamb...
landfood by Little Ms. Word-maker December 7, 2009

landypoo 

a hot sexy beast who will take you out and eat ribs and make you pay the bill
landypoo you are so awesome
landypoo by boo bo bb December 5, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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