lardypoo

lardypoo is a polite way of calling some, usually an overweight (aren't they all) American, a lardarse. They tend to be found hanging around MacD's or the cake counter of your local shop dressed in check shorts and white tube socks.

"get your lardypoo arse away from the cake shop"

lardypoo by Plonker July 11, 2007

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Ladypoonaze

Kind of like mayonaise, but from a lady's poon.

"I'll have the hot pastrami on rye with ladypoonaze."

Ladypoonaze by Alex ander February 7, 2008

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lardypoo • ladypooch • Ladypoonaze • landypoo • larsypoo

landypoo

a hot sexy beast who will take you out and eat ribs and make you pay the bill

landypoo you are so awesome

landypoo by boo bo bb December 5, 2020

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larsypoo

Or Larson is a big hot man who is hero in the streets and a monster in the sheets always knows how to make a guy laugh

Your my little larsypoo

larsypoo by ThisSethADDB June 14, 2021

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ladypooch

The pocket of fat located just below the belly button and generally above the pubic area.

Did you see Sandy? She had her first kid and now she has a ladypooch

ladypooch by PhoenixD April 30, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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