landcruiser

Good example of Japanese over-engineering. The landcruiser is a legend for it's off-road capability, reliability, and overall quality. These trail-ready suvs are built to take abuse, decade after decade. I would not hesitate to drive a well-maintained 300,000+ mile landcruiser from coast to coast right now. You would have a better chance of reaching your destination breakdown- free than you would be in any brand new chevrolet or dodge.

I forded a river in my Landcruiser, it made it across just fine, oh, did I mention my family was riding along with me!!

by Maxhell65 December 18, 2011

Landcruiser

Much better than a Patrol

That Patrol has no hope up against the Landcruiser

by nIMrOD888 December 9, 2008

Landcruiser

a piece of shit junk car that looks like shit and is all rusty..it doesnt get used in the winter and rusts..a waste of money.. just like marrying a hippo-crocca-dogga-pig

man look at that landcruiser! what a piece!!

by canadianurber April 22, 2006

Landcruiser

A overpriced, car that is underpowered. Yet it can still pull the kettles out. Still better than a pootrol

There goes bill in his game changing landcruiser to pull out a kettle

by Old mate 000292 February 25, 2021

Landcruiser

A person of big build who’s carrying some extra mass, someone you wouldn’t expect to be cable of an athletic task (usually climbing) reserved for lean & skinny types (rakes & spiders)

Person A: Fuck man, did you see that big girl flash that 21 grade top rope climb, She’s a machine!

Person B: Nah man, she’s a fucking landcruiser!

by The Camel June 5, 2022

Landcruiser troop carrier

The Troop Carrier is a modified Pantec container (Shipping Container) sold by Toyota. It typically features (inward facing rear seats) for the transportation of Several backpackers through the Nullarbor Plain at on time. Often mistaken for a refrigeration trailer. The Landcruiser troop carrier offered several choices of engine such as an under powered Petrol or Diesel or choice of a much more advanced Under powered Turbo diesel or V8 Engine.

Did you see anything suspicious in the area before the body was discovered. "Yes there was a Landcruiser troop carrier Exiting the Forrest "

by Poo3Lt January 15, 2018

landcruiser driver

Generally think they are superior to all others because they drive what is ment to be the greatest 4x4 on the planet. What they fail to realise they have paid up to 10 times more than any other 4x4 owners. They have more money than brains and can also be described as (mongies).
They find comfort in belittling others such as patrol pajero landrover and jeep owners ( last one is understandable) to help them justify the amount of money they have spent. But they still get bogged!

Wow. Cant believe they spent that much when you can get one for quater of the price to do the same job and then brag...
What a landcruiser driver.

by jimmy the mongie February 1, 2018