A type of blowjob preformed by members of the Laskowski family. It is similar to the gawk gawk 3000 but has its own special twist. The techniques used to preform the Laskowski Special have never been publicly stated. The act of the Laskowski Special has never been used by anyone not from the Laskowski family.

Friend 1: Wow that dude just gave me a Blowjob, specifically The Laskowski Special.

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.

The Laskowski Special by Renascent October 3, 2021

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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