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Laker fan
Not necessarily a fan, but more or less a poser and dicksucker of one of two teams in LA. Often possessing a very bleak understanding of the NBA and the game of basketball itself. Typically Hispanic and/or preteen. See kobetard for additional details.
Laker fan: OMg KObees dabest homes!!! He put in ball in basket 50 times! NVP NVP NVP!!!
True NBA fan that overhears the subordinate: True he did score 50 points. However, he shot 11/68 and got 29 ft attempts. By the way your team also lost to the Wizards.
Laker fan:5 rings!!!!
True NBA fan that overhears the subordinate: True he did score 50 points. However, he shot 11/68 and got 29 ft attempts. By the way your team also lost to the Wizards.
Laker fan:5 rings!!!!
Laker fan by blazernation23 January 14, 2013
lakerfaggot
My persian friend Julez is such a lakerfaggot. he wore his laker gear today and would not stop talking about how he keeps having dreams about being the "bottom" in a laker gangbang with Kobe, Gasol and Odom.
lakerfaggot by Laker hater6969 November 29, 2011
laker fan
laker fan by Jim Worthy April 24, 2003
Golden State Laker fan
Someone in 2010: Laker Nation!
Same Person in 2017: Dub Nation!
“I could’ve swore you were a Laker fan 7 years ago. You’re a Golden State Laker fan!”
Same Person in 2017: Dub Nation!
“I could’ve swore you were a Laker fan 7 years ago. You’re a Golden State Laker fan!”
Golden State Laker fan by ButterflyDesign June 6, 2018
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