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Jack Lakershea
If you ever see a jack lakershea, run!,These vile creatures normally prey on children at least half their age and are know to scratch.They over weight thier prey and will and i repeat will touch the children A LOt. Don’t name you child jacks and most certainly don’t name thier last name lakershea or else they will grow up to Catfish children on roblox.
Jack Lakershea by Butthole=Jack November 9, 2021
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Lagerrhea • logorrhea • Logarrhea • jagerrhea • lagershed • Laserrhia • lavarrhea • logorrhea digitalis • lonerrhea • Jack Lakershea
Logorrhea
I was talking to bob the other day and it took him 2 hours to shut the fuck up about his new car. he must have Logorrhea
Logorrhea by masteroffire May 7, 2010
jagerrhea
The word used to describe the type of poop excessive Jagermeister consumption causes. Diarrhea-esque, but worse because it is straight booze.
logorrhea
logorrhea digitalis
logorrhea digitalis by Frabjous January 8, 2014
lagershed
9 pm. The time after which conversation on a blog can descend into language or subjects inappropriate for children. First coined by me, "stjohn", on the website Politicalbetting.com in the 2000s and a twist on the "9pm watershed". It implies a time in the evening after which bloggers, having become influenced by the consumption of lager instead of water, become more disinhibited in their comments. Now used on the Politicalbetting.com blog quite regularly by those bloggers who are aware of its meaning.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026