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shlooky lag bag

a holiday on decmeber 23
shlooky lag bag chilnka! 🥏🦵🦶
shlooky lag bag by shlooky booky December 20, 2019
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When a male has been sitting for quite some time and the relative humidity of the area has caused his scrotum to adhere to the inside of his thigh
"Oh man, I hate it when I get bag lag in public."
Bag lag by cubcan January 5, 2015

Trash bag Jet Lag 

when your body clock is confused into thinking it has jet-lag... caused by a weekend of nocturnal partying and chemical abuse.

Causing the inability to sleep on a Sunday night and waking exhausted on a Monday morning.

The shortened from. Simply: Trash-lag
Joey: oh my god, I had NO sleep all weekend, then went to bed early on Sunday night and barely got a wink even though I was exhausted.

Katie: Your such a trash bag. You def got a case of Trash bag jet lag
Trash bag Jet Lag by trottdog October 14, 2010

Lag Bags 

Noun.

An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
"Qurl did u sea La Fawnduh's Lag Bags?!"

"Yea! That bitch be almost 70 and they stil be up!"
Lag Bags by iRideDragons June 2, 2012

lagbagger 

One who plays first person multiplayer online shooters and takes advantage of lag that occurs within the game to score easy kills and achieve maximum pwnage.
I hate that guy, He killed me like 8 times. He's such a lagbagger!
lagbagger by chicken joe 20 January 3, 2010
A gaming term meaning to tea bag an opponent or opponents who are lagging / glitching or just sweaty
Totally just lagbagged that sweaty asian
Lagbag by Brizzybrisbane June 1, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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