lag attack

A sudden, paralyzing attack of laziness.

Dude, I was gonna take the trash, but then I had a lag attack. Now the goddamn house is filled with stog flys.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

Laxattack

A sudden onset of diarrhea induced by means of laxative poisoning.

Guy 1: So i was at this concert and... (Guy one runs away.)
Guy 3: Where did he go?
Guy 2: Laxattack. I put some laxatives in his coffee this morning

by John J Lannon January 26, 2009

Lamattacks

To ejaculate that hard and fast its like a lama spitting at you.

I was 20 mins into a pretzel wank and all of a sudden BAM! LAMATTACKS!!

Just before I cum my missus tells me to yell LAMATTACKS!

by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017