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a fat black girl who like a skinny hick named kip in Napolean Dynamite.
Lafunda is in love with kip.
lafunda by Alanna-Noelle August 14, 2007
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lafuda'ed 

1. To get less than what you pay for.

2. To get short-changed

3. To Have your lighter stolen from you.
When i reached into my pocket and found my lighter was missing, I knew i'd been lafuda'ed
lafuda'ed by Z4RT4N January 23, 2009
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Sakth Launda 

A Hindi term coined and popularized by the Indian standup comedian Zakir Khan to define the antithesis of simp— specifically, a stolid guy who's impervious to temptation and can't be readily smitten or allured. It's also widely used as a nickname for Zakir himself.
Jake: Hey, do you think Ian is making advances to Michelle?
Alex: Nah bro! Ian is a sakth launda.
Sakth Launda by chuck_urband July 16, 2021
Urdu for trashy street person ie hooligan.
Getaway from my daughter you lafunga!

lafaunda 

I DONT NEED NO MAN I GOT MYSELF!!!I AM THE AMAZING LAFAUNDA!!!
The greatest woman that you will ever meet. Sweet and very intelligent but sometimes can be a bit grumpy. But she will still work her butt off for anyone, she doesn’t necessarily call everyone her friend like most people and she knows how to keep her life perfectly in order. And sometimes looks like she’s all shy but she sure can be a party animal
laqunda by Miss__Mysterious February 1, 2018
Its a North Indian word. Launda is singular for laundey. Laundey is a word used to describe the guys with "devil may care" attitude. They do the stuff which always gets eyebrow raised of Old people or so called sane people. One time they eat at roadside "dhaba" and other time at 5-star hotel with equal ease. They can get entry into a night club with slippers and could snatch the rich guy girlfriend. They may be working in some MNC but they never leave the "laundayi" attitude. A lot of them always say that they dont want a Girlfriend but the one saying that is not a "launda", He is just some wannabe "Launda" Bcoz a launda knows how to get a girl.
Watch out for "Pyar ka Punchnama." The example of launda was Chaudhary.
launda by Cowboy_inside June 6, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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