Lachrymatory

(adjective) relating to, tending to cause, or containing tears.
(Noun) a vial of a kind found in ancient Roman tombs and thought to be a lachrymal vase.
Also used as an alternative to the acronym lol.

1. This song is lachrymatory.

2. They discovered an old lachrymatory in the ruins.

3. Maria: I hate using lol so much.
Josh: just say lachrymatory instead.
Maria: okay hehe.
Josh: lachrymatory.