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labarge. 

A female of the human species who speaks with excitement and happiness most of the time. Doesn't care what others think about her and always likes to have fun.
Yes, that is true. She is very labarge.
labarge. by mynameisme June 2, 2008

LaBarbera's Law 

The more rabidly anti-gay and "Christian" a commenter considers himself, the higher the likelihood that he or she will resort to describing vulgar sexual acts supposedly performed by GLBT people in an attempt to vilify them. Usually affirmed when an actual GLBT person is grossed out by the rhetoric.

Named for Peter ("Porno Pete") LaBarbera, founder of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, a "Christian" organization whose sole purpose is to oppose every measure that might lead to GLBT people being considered human beings. LaBarbera lends his name to this law specifically through his "hobby" of attending leather and BDSM conventions, camera in hand, for "research purposes", and also because he mentions corprophilia at every opportunity.
Wingnut: "Homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human shit."

GLBT Person: "Ew, what the fuck? LaBarbera's Law, much?"
LaBarbera's Law by Baldran August 25, 2010

Labargian 

Stemmed from “Labargian Method;” An inherent need for an individual to create chaos and destruction within the norms of modern society.

Acting out in a dramatic way during procedure, law, and/or order.
"We were taking attendance when Tony screamed and put his fist through the window. It was Labargian in every way."
Labargian by Booyahoooo June 25, 2009
A hot male strip club in Miami and Ft. Lauderdale where the guys strip for the ladies!
Omg! We went to LaBare last night for Monica’s Bachelorette party and those guys are so hot and that show is amazing!
LaBare by Jlob4432 October 27, 2018

Matt Labarre

A gay pornstar who is most famous for his many role play videos involving a threesome between Gabe and Charlie in an english room.
Mrs. Mac: Hey Merideth did you see the Matt Labarre video?

Ms. Bickford: Yeah i fingered my self to it all night
Matt Labarre by sportmatt69 May 20, 2009
To "cock-block" someone. Mostly used in french, and although usually meant to describe a female who lafarges a man, the sexes can be interchanged. This means that the most common use would be for a woman who lafarges a man who is trying to "get with" either her or another female. It can however also mean a woman who lafarges another woman, a man who lafarges a woman, or a man who lafarges a man.

This word can be used to describe actions both with negative and positive results (i.e. if the dude was a big douche-bag, he can still be lafarged).

Also, lafarging someone can be intentional or accidental.
"Dude, the girl totaly just lafarged me. I was so close to hooking up with Cindy, but the lafargeuse came in and started talking about forest fires...MOOD KILLER!"
Lafarge by L.J.R. October 14, 2009