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A big black fat ass nigga but he is very funny and can be a lame, he loves to fantasize about himself but always checks on others but he is also a type 3 diabetic. He loves hip hop and is from Egypt and likes to date bigger females and loves to eat ramen noodle and sit in the house with lollipop sticks in his pocket.
Hey why do you look like that

Because my name is La'jon
la'jon by BeepityBopity November 4, 2020

Jonesville, LA 

If you aren’t an old racist white man, young broke black man, or just a complete fucktard, you don’t belong there.

The drugs are fire though.
Jonesville, LA is the worst place you could possibly want to go. It sucks ass.
Jonesville, LA by Boneless boi 2 November 8, 2017
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Lajonnay 

a beautiful, confident person who can snap any minute if you mess with her. However, she is awesome, beautiful,funny,and charming.
Lajonnay is so pretty!
Lajonnay by Ilove_christmas March 21, 2013
The biggest asshole you'll ever meet. He'll be there for you when you need him but dont get on his bad side. He's there for his family and his game.
Get yourself a lajon
Lajon by Skitkiller112 August 9, 2018

Shillong Lajong 

The Shillong Lajong is Just like the ogreberry, The only difference is that blackberrys and chocolate are used instead of blueberries and the man smears shit all over his body instead of green paint. It is mostly used at crazy porn parties.
Jeffery- “ Hey want to have a Shillong Lajong party?”
Mark- “ Dam straight I do! I’ll pick up come paper towels for afterwards, it will be dirty but fun!”
Shillong Lajong by TheSexualWizard October 17, 2017

lajonathon 

A guy that is sweet, smart, sexy, and straight up wonderful. He takes your breath away,and makes your heart beat fast. A guy you can call "babe" or "baby"
I love my baby Lajonathon
lajonathon by DaniloBorgato March 10, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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