Kyle King

This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of kickballs. He's wanted by every lady in the entire world, and often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual.

Guy: Man, I wish I had a cock like Kyle King.
Lady: Oh my God, I need to go change my panties.
Guy: Why?
Lady: You mentioned Kyle King, he's soooo hot.

Kyle King by Miss_Hustla April 14, 2010

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kyle king is my friend

kyle king by bosermac January 19, 2017

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king kyle

King Kyle is a name of a Cool guy. A guy named king Kyle is a great human.

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king kyle by 1354lamekyle March 6, 2020

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Kyle Jin Ping King

The supreme Ping wielder, likes stealing chairs. Kyle Jin Ping King lives in the banks of Ping River ioun a man-cave, fitted with the best gaming setup to ever exist to mankind, but cursed with high ping for the rest of his gaming experience. Overtime Kyle Jin Ping King has learned to harness the Ping and use it to his advantage. If you ever see someone with this ability you can refer them to Kyle Jin Ping King

dude, you're playing like Kyle Jin Ping King!
high ping is no excuse, Kyle Jin Ping King learned to harness it.
your ping is so high you're like Kyle Jin Ping King.

Kyle Jin Ping King by Urbanium Dictionarium November 10, 2020

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Kingdom of Kyle

Also known as the Kouncil of Kyle, was a facebook group named to circumvent community standards teams on facebook. The name was then stolen by rogue racists.

Yo my homie kyle was in the kingdom of kyles but now theyre racist so he went back to the kouncil

Kingdom of Kyle by kouncilofkyleadmin May 22, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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