This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of kickballs. He's wanted by every lady in the entire world, and often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual.
Guy: Man, I wish I had a cock like Kyle King.
Lady: Oh my God, I need to go change my panties.
Guy: Why?
Lady: You mentioned Kyle King, he's soooo hot.
Lady: Oh my God, I need to go change my panties.
Guy: Why?
Lady: You mentioned Kyle King, he's soooo hot.
by Miss_Hustla April 14, 2010
by 1354lamekyle March 7, 2020
The supreme Ping wielder, likes stealing chairs. Kyle Jin Ping King lives in the banks of Ping River ioun a man-cave, fitted with the best gaming setup to ever exist to mankind, but cursed with high ping for the rest of his gaming experience. Overtime Kyle Jin Ping King has learned to harness the Ping and use it to his advantage. If you ever see someone with this ability you can refer them to Kyle Jin Ping King
dude, you're playing like Kyle Jin Ping King!
high ping is no excuse, Kyle Jin Ping King learned to harness it.
your ping is so high you're like Kyle Jin Ping King.
high ping is no excuse, Kyle Jin Ping King learned to harness it.
your ping is so high you're like Kyle Jin Ping King.
by Urbanium Dictionarium November 11, 2020