kxkx

1. A laugh generally associated with urban African-Americans while waving absorbent fabric pieces and/or covering their mouths with their hands balled into a fist.

2. Sesame Street character Ernie's laugh.

Robin Harris: "How ya doin' Tiny? Heard you got a whole lot of money? Heard you write a check and bank bounce! Fuck Tiny! Nah, nah, nah, I'm pissed off at Tiny!"

Audience: "Kxkxkxkxkxkx!"

Robin Harris: "He's from Compton, I know. Took me to that church over in Compton. They didn't have no organ player, they had a piccolo player. Everybody in church just cussin' and carryin' on. After the sermon, they preach for 'bout an hour, the preacher says, 'We goin' to turn to hymn 42.' Piccolo player says, 'I can't play that.' Preacher says how about 32, piccolo player says, I can't play that one neither. 106? I can't play that either Mr. Preacher."

Audience: "Kxkxkxkx!"

Robin Harris: "That's alright, we know you're on parole. Then someone jumped up and said, 'Piccolo player is a motherfucker!' The preacher jumped up and said, 'That's enough of that shit! None of that shit goes on in my church! Now whoever called my piccolo player a motherfucker raise his hand.' Tiny says, 'be still, you know how it is a Compton, they'll shoot you.'

Audience: "Kxkx!"

Robin Harris: "So the preacher says, 'The man sittin' next to the man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, raise his hand.' No one moved. He then said for the man sitting next to the man sitting next to the man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, raise his hand.' No answer. Preacher says, 'The man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, blink an eye.' No one blinked. Finally, the preacher says, 'I wanna know who is the man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the main, sitting next to the GODDAMN man who called my piccolo player a motherfucker, iswhatiwannaknow!' No one said a word."

Audience: "Kxkx!"

Robin Harris: "Finally, one man stood up and said, 'Preacher, don't shoot. I ain't the man sittin' next to the man who called your piccolo player a motherfucker. I ain't even the man sitting next to the man sitting next to the man who called your piccolo player a motherfucker. I ain't the man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man who called your piccolo player a motherfucker. I'm not even the man sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the man, sittin' next to the man sittin' next to the man, sitting next to the GODDAMN man who called your piccolo player a motherfucker. Whatiwannaknowis who is the man who called that motherfucker a piccolo player!?!"

Audience: "Oooooo Lawd. Kxkxkxkxkxk! Oooooo eeeeee. Kxkxkxkxkx! Lawd have mercy!!! Kxkxkxkxk! Kxkxkx!"

kxkx by Hatch Burrito July 14, 2009