Kunis

An intimate orifice one is invited to stimulate during foreplay.

May also be used to describe a rare variety of turkish asparagus used in homeopathic medicine.

Her kunis quivered in anticipation when I entered the room.

by JeremyJoshBev March 8, 2009

Kunis

A fine women, anyone by any gender would want to sleep with.

Tyrone: damn i'd sleep with that fine piece right dere...
Mike: Whats her name doe
Tyrone: oh iunno but she a kunis to me.... you kno id do anything to a kunis. All for kunis, kunis for all.
Mike: Oh damn really? I was in your house the other day killa T, and your mom told me to call her kunis.
Tyrone: shyeeet if she a kunis you kno ive already been up in dere.
Mike: Oh killa T! You done did it again!

by Timothytheschoolshooter January 11, 2017

Kunis

Slang for penis

Wow dude. That's one amazing kunis you've got there.

by Unkum March 18, 2017

Kunis

cute person or animal
shy person or animal

Such a kunis.

by Kunis April 27, 2020

Kunis lingus

The act of eating a York Peppermint Patty out of Mila Kunis' anal cavity.

Break out the Peppermint Patties, it's time for some Kunis Lingus!

by Audio X August 10, 2010

Normalised Kunis Unit

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.

"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"

by Dg3097 November 24, 2014

mila kunis

Mila Kunis is a wonderful, young, hot, talented actress.

I love Mila Kunis.

by anon March 30, 2004