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When a girl is giving you head and she pukes on your dick.
Ew. She pulled a krouse.
Krouse by ElyXtc March 3, 2009
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German for "with curly hair."
She is a girl Krouse.
Krouse by TheBestNurse February 5, 2010

Krouse Factor 

The seduction of girls by using your pseudo skills to grab a cheap date. Usually it is applied when you are in desperate need of a girlfriend, and only want a temporary partner.

Synonyms include: player, baller, and man whore.
Look at Greg over there! He's totally using the Krouse Factor on that innocent girl.
Krouse Factor by ...Cody B... June 11, 2008

Stephanie Krouse 

A nice LADY!!!
HEY SHE IS A STEPHANIE KROUSE!!
Stephanie Krouse by nola21 October 26, 2010

Hidden Krouse 

To use social media complaint site to post a slanderous rant about someone else. Then when the over whelming response slams you for being a raging homophobic douchebag, you block them from the conversation, but continue to post comments without others being able to see them.
I was being attacked for calling a woman a liberal feminist bitch on facebook, but I pulled a hidden krouse and can now continue my rants with only those who agree with me.

Kousei Arima 

The legendary pianist from Your lie in April. His name is both famous and infamous, the youngest winner of the Maihou competition. The human metronome, His mother's puppet, etc.
However, he stopped playing the piano for 2 years due to the death of his mother, Saki. But all this changes when he meets Kaori Miyazono, a young violinist, who tries to get him to play the piano again. And so Kousei, leaning on the one he loves the most, surpasses some of the most difficult moments of his life.
Unfortunately, all great things must come to an end, and he would face heartbreak once again. When Kaori, the love of his life, undergoes surgery in an attempt to prolong her life, so she could play one last duet with him. And she does, the 2 lovers play one last duet together, before she leaves him, forever...
*Sniff sniff*
At her funeral, his parents hand him a letter, addressed to him. And he reads it, he learns that Tsubaki, his childhood friend, loved him, however, the only 2 that didn't know were Tsubaki and himself. And learns that Kaori told one lie, she loved Watari(Hence the name, Your lie in April). However, his biggest and perhaps most devastating surprise, is this passage:
"I’m glad it was you."
"I hope this reaches you, Arima Kousei."
"I love you."
"I love you."
"I love you."
"I’m sorry we couldn’t eat all those canelés."
"I’m sorry I hit you so much."
"I’m sorry I was so selfish."
"I’m so, so, so, so sorry."
"Thank you for everything."

Miyazono Kaori
Kousei Arima by Aluc_ard August 11, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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