kromancer
Save me kromancer!
kromancer by Dimitris Benieris December 13, 2016
Words you can keep
Myspace Romancer
1. A person who adds randoms on Myspace and flirts with them, with no intentions of ever meeting the person.
2. A person who seems far more confident online then offline (the geeky computer kid.)
2. A person who seems far more confident online then offline (the geeky computer kid.)
1.
"Hey, howcome you signed off last night?"
"Sorry, this myspace romancer guy kept trying to hit me up!"
2.
Myspace Romancer Online; "Heyy babe, you lookin' v. fine, wanna catch up?"
Myspace Romancer Offline;
"Eh hi, umm, *stutter* I was, um, wonder-i-ing if you, maybe, one time, on-l-ly if u want, wanted to umm.. *runs off*."
"Hey, howcome you signed off last night?"
"Sorry, this myspace romancer guy kept trying to hit me up!"
2.
Myspace Romancer Online; "Heyy babe, you lookin' v. fine, wanna catch up?"
Myspace Romancer Offline;
"Eh hi, umm, *stutter* I was, um, wonder-i-ing if you, maybe, one time, on-l-ly if u want, wanted to umm.. *runs off*."
Myspace Romancer by sexpackets December 16, 2008
Related Words
Romancery
the art of leading someone into temptation, enticing, seducing, enchanting and charming the subject into making behavioral choices that would not have been made had he or she not become captive to the persuasive ways of the artisan.
Before she knew it, Elizabeth had no idea why she had an uncontrollable urge to grab and kiss the very suave and confident Kumar, who was indeed a master of romancery.
Romancery by helenhiccup December 21, 2010
kromance
when two people who work at kroger are dating.
combining the two words, kroger and romance to make the word kromance.
combining the two words, kroger and romance to make the word kromance.
kromance by pinklady101 January 5, 2012
kekromancer
Kekromancers are masters of meme magic and can make use of it better than other magicians of kek or inhabitants of kekistan can. The strongest kekromancers are found on 4chan. The Italian artist P.E.P.E. is an example of a kekromancer.
The talented Kekromancers of 4chan used their meme magicks to influence the 2016 presidential elections.
kekromancer by xxX_MLG_Goose_Xxx June 19, 2017
Bromancer
One who easily seduces, cajoles, dominates, attracts, and or otherwise holds supranatural sway over the male gender. A Bromancer can be anything from an Alpha Type male that both unwittingly and unerringly commands leadership amongst the males in the room and a Vampy woman whose job it is to do yoga, pilates, and pole dancing 8 hours a day.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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