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Myspace Romancer

1. A person who adds randoms on Myspace and flirts with them, with no intentions of ever meeting the person.

2. A person who seems far more confident online then offline (the geeky computer kid.)
1.
"Hey, howcome you signed off last night?"
"Sorry, this myspace romancer guy kept trying to hit me up!"

2.
Myspace Romancer Online; "Heyy babe, you lookin' v. fine, wanna catch up?"
Myspace Romancer Offline;
"Eh hi, umm, *stutter* I was, um, wonder-i-ing if you, maybe, one time, on-l-ly if u want, wanted to umm.. *runs off*."
Myspace Romancer by sexpackets December 16, 2008

Romancery 

the art of leading someone into temptation, enticing, seducing, enchanting and charming the subject into making behavioral choices that would not have been made had he or she not become captive to the persuasive ways of the artisan.
Before she knew it, Elizabeth had no idea why she had an uncontrollable urge to grab and kiss the very suave and confident Kumar, who was indeed a master of romancery.
Romancery by helenhiccup December 21, 2010

kromance 

when two people who work at kroger are dating.

combining the two words, kroger and romance to make the word kromance.
"did you hear sally from the front end is dating jason from grocery?"
"what a cute KROMANCE!"
kromance by pinklady101 January 5, 2012

kekromancer 

Kekromancers are masters of meme magic and can make use of it better than other magicians of kek or inhabitants of kekistan can. The strongest kekromancers are found on 4chan. The Italian artist P.E.P.E. is an example of a kekromancer.
The talented Kekromancers of 4chan used their meme magicks to influence the 2016 presidential elections.

krobance 

K(risten Stewart) + ROB(ert Pattinson) +(rom)ANCE

KROBANCE - what's 10 times better than Robsten
there can only be one krobance
krobance by kaju20999 October 15, 2009

Bromancer 

One who easily seduces, cajoles, dominates, attracts, and or otherwise holds supranatural sway over the male gender. A Bromancer can be anything from an Alpha Type male that both unwittingly and unerringly commands leadership amongst the males in the room and a Vampy woman whose job it is to do yoga, pilates, and pole dancing 8 hours a day.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
Saoroise is beloved by all the males for she is an 11th level Bromancer.
Bromancer by Maulrus July 1, 2016
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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