A mythological viking goddess of marmalade. Preferably Orange Marmalade as she is characterized by her red locks of danger. When encountering a Krizta one must be cautious as she may wantonly wreck your little unshaven face with her plasma cannons and/or hammers of doom. Riding velociraptors, Krizta charges headlong into any challenge and proceeds to steal the souls of all who cross her.
Have you seen the Krizta today?
Shhh....she's behind you....
*XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS CRY*
...and then there was only...death.
Shhh....she's behind you....
*XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS CRY*
...and then there was only...death.
by Ituhtrap42 December 07, 2016
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