kritzinger 

A surname that is not very popular but also is rare because a person with a surname kritzinger is a unique and loving person that u should never let go.

I just met a kritzinger and I am totally in love I'm never letting this one go

kritzinger by Banana ram December 6, 2016

Kittinger 

Ruffles cheddar and sour cream are his favorite chips and he likes nutella uncrustables. and he only eat an apple unless he splits it in half with his hands. Doesn’t drink monster but wears the sweater. Constantly gets white paint on his clothes and calls it cum. He wears a hat and stickers for earrings. and he doesn’t use his headphones, but he wears them around his neck. Refuses to get new shoes even though they look like they were in wwII. Has shoelace problems. Can’t spell idiot. Refuses to cut hair. Has lying problems. he’s a pathological liar. Gay af. Bites nails, causing them to be uneven as hell. Overall a great guy.

“Kittingers a bitch”

“real.”

Kittinger by Anonymous Hooman May 17, 2023

Kitzinger simp 

literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well

where's angelo? he's probably in the tree, the little Kitzinger simp!

Kitzinger simp by quamboblious quingleton III September 21, 2022

kreitinger 

someone who is very very stingy, generally a mutual friend that has little respect from others.
"Jim went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a cheap ass"

"Shane went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a kreitinger"

kreitinger by Plumber84 December 19, 2014

Kittinger 

he’s cool n all. Sometimes a lil bit sassy but overall a great guy 🤠👍 He’s pretty sarcastic and likes to joke around. He may not realize how smart he is. More than he gives himself credit for. Lowkey emo but not too hardcore.

“Kittinger unties my shoes in class for no reason!”

Kittinger by Anonymous Hooman May 22, 2023