kristalltag 

The name given to the ill-fated violent culmination of former President Trump’s clown coup with the storming of the United States Capitol on January 6th, 2020, by thousands of his delusional Nazi-like, white supremist supporters.

After being repeatedly told the Big Lie for four years that the only way Trump could lose the 2020 Presidential Election is if through fraud it was “stolen”; On January 6th, 2020, Trump supporters, fanned on by Trump’s inciteful remarks, stormed the US Capital Building breaking down glass doors and windows, in what became to be known as Kristalltag (literally Day of Broken Glass).

kristalltag by Guy Francois Ligier January 20, 2021

Kristallnacht 

German for "Night of Broken Glass"


On the 9th of November 1938, Nazi propagandist Josef Goebells ordered citizens and military to burn o'er 200 synagogues and smash the windows of jewish owned business'.

Kristallnacht is the first major show of hatred towards followers of Judaism in Hitler's Germany.

Kristallnacht by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Kristallightnacht 

The point in time where a restaurant's standard selection of iced tea turns from normal iced tea to a variety that is fruit-flavored. Coined by Adam Carolla, bemoaning the trend in the Los Angeles-area restaurant community.

"That deli on Main Street just underwent Kristallightnacht. They stopped serving normal sweetened iced tea and now only have passion fruit-flavored variety"

Kristallightnacht by Big Bubba Beefcake September 19, 2012

kristallnachted 

When an angry mob comes and breaks all your windows. Especially of an establishment. Like in Germany prior to WWII

He pissed everyone off so bad they almost kristallnachted him.

kristallnachted by cgk907 October 13, 2007