krispy kreme

A % of what many peoples bodies are composed of.
Human body: 60% water, 20% krispy kreme, 20% other
by /Nickk June 03, 2006
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The most delicious circular morsel to hit planet Earth in the recent past. So savory, each bite would be relished for sure by Homer Simpson.
The "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign is blinking! Free donut, hot & fresh, for everyone!!
by Ben March 04, 2005
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That krispy kreme is glazed with baby gravy!
by Darcy Chumang October 14, 2007
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adjective describing one's face after performing oral sex on a female. The one giving has vaginal liquids around the mouth area, which are shiny, looking like a Krispy Kreme doughnut.
...then I came up for air, and I totally had the Krispy Kreme thing going.
by xmanadan May 13, 2005
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The Krispy Kreme is when you get a girl in the middle of a group of guys, they spin her around and excrete their ball-sack bolognaise on her head so as to represent frosting on a popular style of donut.
The other day, we all stood around a girl that had thighs like custard (well ugly), and whacked off so we could give her the ol' Krispy Kreme.... then waited for it to dry so it went a little krispy like vanilla ice magic... Yummo...
by The Donut King December 08, 2009
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Nickname for a slut in an office somewhere in time, between this galaxy and the next, who's face will look like a glazed donut soon.
FC "Hey Krispy Kreme, are you ready for the geyser?"

KK "Yea baby, hit me with the juice"
by C2 October 30, 2004
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When a female is performing oral sex on an erect penis with a donut on it, the male smashes her head down onto his penis far enough for the donut and the his cream.
I need a donut for tonight, your mom is going to give me a krispy kreme.
by Jesus H Cox, MD November 06, 2007
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