(n) A sweet ass person known to the general public as Negark. Everyone wishes they were him, and he makes all the girls say "heyyyy." He is allergic to cats and enjoys drinking crown royal. If you have had the honor of meeting this person you will know he is amazing.
by Nosidammmmm April 4, 2011
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The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”
Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020
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by tabbyj March 14, 2012
Get the Kaagen mug.Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
by 5holycows January 10, 2013
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Kragnor has hallowed this sacred production.
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