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verb. To kovalfail is to fuck up a relatively simple task when you're being paid MILLIONS of dollars to execute said task.
Attempting to score on a shootout and losing the puck on the way to the net is a kovalfail.

Jhonas Enroth: Wow, that was a kovalfail of epic proportions, Kovy.
Ilya Kovalchuk: FUCK OFF.

Wow, I kovalfailed at crossing the street. I suck.
by odetosunshine November 10, 2010
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