The most beautiful person I've ever met.
You will never forget this guy. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will stick by your side no matter what. He has a beautiful smile, is sweet, funny, hilarious, caring, kind, amazing, a gentleman, lover, smart, cute and will make you smile. He is the best boyfriend you could find. He is also a great cuddler and will turn your world upside down. Korbinian is the greatest guy in the world but if you get him mad he will turn into a hardass. I Love him.
When a guy fucks a hary women who turns out to be a man and then the guy who got pranked locks the trickster up in the basement and lets him rot to death.
My Turkish friend told me he almost got a dirty korbinian pulled on him bc the dude didn't know he was a man but he was able to eskape.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.