When a girls vagina is so ugly and disgusting, your forced to use only second grade language.
"So I took her back to my house...right before I was going to bang her, I saw it...the ugliest kootie tang possible. I mean this thing was part wilderbeast."
Kooty bootywill find you and tickle your toes at night. Be ware of her she will also be under your bed and sniff your nasty, basty, wasty, rasty, tasty, lasty, casty, bed sheets as she curls her toes.
She can smell your fear (and your moldy booty crack #TakeAShower)