kooties

(Used in the plural) Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States
1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.
by dakangan January 28, 2006
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Kooties

Something all girls have. Scares little boys away while young. Attracts them once they get a little older.
Example 1: (Little Boy) Run, she has Kooties!

Example 2: Dude 1 "Hey bruh let's hit up that party an go kootie huntin." Dude 2 "Yee let's go catch some kooties!"
by The Luvver April 27, 2012
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kooties

Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies ranging from undesirable personality characteristics and poor hygiene habits to bacterial germs; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers, and occasionally by adults, usually with humorous overtones.
Used in the plural

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States
1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.
by dakangan February 07, 2006
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Kootie-Kat

An endearing name for female genitalia, or vaginia first made popular in the Northern Virginia area of the United States in the 1980's.
She/He licked that women's kootie-kat until she screamed in ecstasy.
by Sally Shepherd O'Malley May 16, 2011
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kootie tang

When a girls vagina is so ugly and disgusting, your forced to use only second grade language.
"So I took her back to my house...right before I was going to bang her, I saw it...the ugliest kootie tang possible. I mean this thing was part wilderbeast."
by Former Sukkot May 11, 2006
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kootie cat

lick my kootie cat till i skeet in yo face
by kootie owner November 03, 2003
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Kootie booty

Kooty booty will find you and tickle your toes at night. Be ware of her she will also be under your bed and sniff your nasty, basty, wasty, rasty, tasty, lasty, casty, bed sheets as she curls her toes.

She can smell your fear (and your moldy booty crack #TakeAShower)
Bro: I seen kootie booty in my closet last night

Kootie booty: shut your large bigger gyatt up pucker up butter cup 😘
by Starz4ever January 12, 2024
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