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(Used in the plural) Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States
1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.
kooties by dakangan January 28, 2006
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Something all girls have. Scares little boys away while young. Attracts them once they get a little older.
Example 1: (Little Boy) Run, she has Kooties!

Example 2: Dude 1 "Hey bruh let's hit up that party an go kootie huntin." Dude 2 "Yee let's go catch some kooties!"
Kooties by The Luvver April 27, 2012
Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies ranging from undesirable personality characteristics and poor hygiene habits to bacterial germs; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers, and occasionally by adults, usually with humorous overtones.
Used in the plural

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States
1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.
kooties by dakangan February 7, 2006
a small group of people who constantly session on and pride themselfs on being alcholics and cud possibly be the best drinkers in the world!koolies are also know to travel in packs and 1 day pland to take over the world.it was rumored that the koolies beat chuck norris in a drinking contest but the fbi covered it up saying that chuck norris could never be beat and that his drink was spiked with 100 elephant tranks (per drink) it still ended in a draw.
oh man i was sessioning with the koolies last nite and i couldnt keep up with them they drink like fishs
koolies by clerk 1 of 5 October 3, 2008

Kootie-Kat 

An endearing name for female genitalia, or vaginia first made popular in the Northern Virginia area of the United States in the 1980's.
She/He licked that women's kootie-kat until she screamed in ecstasy.
Meaning kool,yay, or plain out great
Courtney: wanna go to the movies
Jaocb: ok
Courtney: Koolies
Koolies by cmmgirl_651 August 4, 2007
When your friends won't touch you because of the dirtyness one recieves after being with someone of the opposite sex that they are jealous of.
Get away! You are covered in KOODIES!!
koodies by Kuchiki Byakuya April 22, 2006
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