Kool-Aids is a viscious flesh eating virus that is contracted by consuming, wheter through inhalation or oraly, "out of date Kool-Aid. Symptoms include spitting, vomiting, diherea, nose bleed, penile disfunction, headache, nausia, temporary blindness, yelling at people for having out of date Kool-Aid in the house and or area, and the most horrible of penile dismemberment. Also your flesh starts to fall from your body.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.