kondor

why make one when you can make two

kondor why roll one joint when you can roll two. it only takes a little more effort for twice the pleasure.

by Rummage kerfuffle July 27, 2006

kondraki

A huge cucklord
Likes to get fucked in the ass
Very angry

Dude he yelled at me and then we fucked!
Ah, I see he pulled a Kondraki then.

by Clefhasabigdick January 29, 2018

Kodor

The man who came from Babylon many ancient years ago, and enslaved the entire population of Jamaica in one fowl swoop. He is, KODORRRR!!!!!

man he is such a KODOR!!!!
Omfg did you see that KODOR of there?

by Gunther_The_Legend28 August 7, 2019

kondo

used as a verb. it refers to purging things in your life if they do not spark joy in you.

named after Marie Kondo, career organizer, writer of the book "the life changing magic of tidying up" and star of her own show on netflix called "tidying up with Marie Kondo."

I have too much clothing. I need to kondo the shit out of my closet.

I kondo'd that dude I was dating. He did NOT spark joy.

by rxl124 January 21, 2019

Kongor

A surfing humanitarian with over 30 AP credits. Not to be confused with Congor, who kills beers on the beach while watching the "city lights". To be confused with a belligerent irishmen.

Yo Kongor, how many smokeshows you bag tonight?

by Shaneika Nelson November 24, 2010

kondoot

Kondoot is a mythical polish creature, it is used by parents to scare them into eating their greens. It is said in polish myths that the kondoot is the alter-ego of a wise man named konrad but when he goes into the forest and gets stoned he become the evil kondoot

Eat your veg or kondoot will come while you sleep

by Rpatso November 19, 2018

kondrotesque

An adjective that is associated with the emperor, in front of whom everyone kneels as he is omnipotent and omniscient.

"That s some kondrotesque behaviour."

"-I have 100% winrate today on Camille.

-Those are some kondrotesque statistics right there."

by Ghostdragon44556 December 3, 2021