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why make one when you can make two
kondor why roll one joint when you can roll two. it only takes a little more effort for twice the pleasure.
kondor by Rummage kerfuffle July 27, 2006
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kondraki 

A huge cucklord
Likes to get fucked in the ass
Very angry
Dude he yelled at me and then we fucked!
Ah, I see he pulled a Kondraki then.
kondraki by Clefhasabigdick January 29, 2018
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The man who came from Babylon many ancient years ago, and enslaved the entire population of Jamaica in one fowl swoop. He is, KODORRRR!!!!!
man he is such a KODOR!!!!
Omfg did you see that KODOR of there?
Kodor by Gunther_The_Legend28 August 7, 2019
used as a verb. it refers to purging things in your life if they do not spark joy in you.

named after Marie Kondo, career organizer, writer of the book "the life changing magic of tidying up" and star of her own show on netflix called "tidying up with Marie Kondo."
I have too much clothing. I need to kondo the shit out of my closet.

I kondo'd that dude I was dating. He did NOT spark joy.
kondo by rxl124 January 21, 2019
A surfing humanitarian with over 30 AP credits. Not to be confused with Congor, who kills beers on the beach while watching the "city lights". To be confused with a belligerent irishmen.
Yo Kongor, how many smokeshows you bag tonight?
Kongor by Shaneika Nelson November 24, 2010
Kondoot is a mythical polish creature, it is used by parents to scare them into eating their greens. It is said in polish myths that the kondoot is the alter-ego of a wise man named konrad but when he goes into the forest and gets stoned he become the evil kondoot
Eat your veg or kondoot will come while you sleep
kondoot by Rpatso November 19, 2018

kondrotesque 

An adjective that is associated with the emperor, in front of whom everyone kneels as he is omnipotent and omniscient.
"That s some kondrotesque behaviour."

"-I have 100% winrate today on Camille.

-Those are some kondrotesque statistics right there."
kondrotesque by Ghostdragon44556 December 3, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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