konch

A humble canadian fellow whos speaks only of australian slang terms. They can be found inhabited near swampland where many crocidiles and aligators are plentyful.

"Look at that guy, hes such a konch!"
"Aaron is a konch, he's such a loser"

by kaich May 24, 2005

Konch

To combine drugs from a group to make either a large blunt or wash up a big rock.

"who wants to konch in some weed to build a blunt?"

by schlepper slapper June 1, 2010

Konch

if u know u know,

konch is a place where only real ones can talk about it

i'm taking him to konch and back

by waamings March 17, 2020

konched

When someone brings unusually bar luck.

Out team got konched when the opponents completed that Hail Mary for a touchdown.

by Wildcat94 January 29, 2021