The most likely place to get rapped in the ass there are more gangs there than there are in the state.
Oh your horny then go to kokomo Indiana
by I like boobies 12345236764567 February 2, 2016
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A town known for the many Chrysler factories and the Hiphugger--a topless bar that allows the patrons to yank and grab the dancers. The only thing keeping the people in this town from being true rednecks is the fact that they wear shoes and are damn proud of it.
Kokomo, IN is one of the best places for a factory working redneck to touch a topless dancer.
by MsValkyrie July 21, 2008
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It's a real place on the map!!! Kokomo is a nice sized city in the heart of Indiana! The Beach Boys didn't exactly lie, just stretched the truth a little bit!!!
You're form Kokomo??? Like the song???
by camdilcy May 20, 2008
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Yes, there actually was an island called "Kokomo" just like in the Beach Boys song. Today it's called "Sandals Cay" and is owned by Sandal's Resort. It sits in Montego Bay, Jamaica and holds only a few amenities and primarily caters to couples. It's this very tiny (2 and 1/2 acres) island that they are referring to in their song of the same name.
I heard the Beach Boys made up the name "Kokomo" for the song because they liked the way it sounded in the song.

No, it's a real island off the coast of Jamaica. It just got renamed by it's owners; a resort.
by IPrion July 2, 2011
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It seems to be some kind of place in songs where young couples go for romance in a car, a sort of lovers' lane.
Chuck Berry, "No Particular Place To Go": So we parked way out on the kokomo.
Bruce Springsteen, "Asbury Park 4th of July (Sandy)": I saw her parked with lover boy out on the kokomo.
by Bill in Oregon November 19, 2010
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Expression started in 1995 in Muncie IN. When asked where my ex boyfriends possesions were, he would say "In Kokomo" because his ex girlfriend lived there and he left everything with her to avoid drama. "It's in Kokomo"is an appropriate answer for anything lost or left with an ex.
Him: I used to have an X Box
Me: Where is it?
Him: It's in Kokomo.
by veggiegatro May 25, 2010
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The imaginary land told to us by the famous Beach boys in one of their songs that depicts spending a vacation in the paradise of Kokomo.

just a place that makes people ask their travel agents for info on, just to get either a dumb look, a sad face, or a giggling mood in the air.

basically, the beach boys lied to us =/
god damnit! I asked my travel agent about spending a nice sunny vacation in Kokomo but he just laughed and said "haha you wish!"
by dick jackson November 12, 2007
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