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kochsucker

A kochsucker is anyone involved in politics who advocates policies that benefit corporations, big business and right wing interests, under the guise that those policies will actually benefit normal Americans. Very similar to a teabagger.
Did you hear that kochsucker claim climate change is hoax? Yeah, probably so that his oil polluting buddies can get another no bid oil drill contract.
kochsucker by nugzstradamus March 10, 2011
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Kochsucker

One who sucks the proverbial cock of the billionaire Koch brothers. Bonus points for also being a 'sucker' by falling for a prank call from someone posing as a Koch brother.
Hey, are you voting to re-elect Scott Walker?

No way! He's a dirty, rotten Kochsucker!
Kochsucker by BuckyForGov April 24, 2011
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KochSucker

A Republican politician that accepts campaign donations from the Koch Brothers. Furthering thier right wing agenda erasing the middle class and electing lawmakers that let them pay less taxes and have less oversight.
Former Michigan Governor Rick Snyder is a Kochsucker , can you believe how they have made it harder for poor people to vote and let Nestle steal 400 gallons a minute and sell it at a profit while paying no taxes.
KochSucker by Canute Wartooth January 23, 2019

kochsucking 

Having a long lasting relationship with Koch Brothers.

Being Koch Brothers Muppet
Just as conservatives are proud of slavery, Herman Cain is proud of his Kochsucking.
kochsucking by MadRussky October 18, 2011

Koch-sucker 

A politician, e.g., Scott Walker, Gov. of Wisconsin, who was elected ostensibly with Tea Party support, but who then does only the bidding of his obscenely wealthy benefactors, the Koch brothers.
Scott Walker isn't trying to fix the state's budget, he's trying to bust unions - what a Koch-sucker!
Koch-sucker by Huckleman March 6, 2011

kocksucker 

Like cocksucker but for people that like to replace the c in a word with a k.
Magik is a kocksucker
kocksucker by statik February 2, 2005
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