Kavous is a rootin tootin gun shooting
woman loving badass. They say that any man who sees him is already
dead and any
woman who sees him is already at his feet.
Known as the Brown Ghost, the legendary one true Kavous is said to one day liberate all countries under military occupation and
will solve world hunger by yelling at the ground until
food grows.
The legendary Kavous is said to be so strong that with a single bat of his eyelids, shockwaves are sent across the world.
Kavous is a god among men, holding back his true power and waiting for the day that his one true rival, TheLegend27 appears to fight him in mortal combat, at which point it is written that the one true Kavous
will cut a hole in TheLegend27's rectum, reach down his throat and shake his own hand.
Peasant: "Here comes Kavous, look! His Single Action
Army Revolver, the greatest handgun in the
world, we must bow before him!"