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Koaladumping
The act of defecating while sitting backwards on the toilet and hugging the toilet tank, with the intention of having feces slide down the edge of the bowl to maximize stink and stains, rather than drop directly into the water. This method is the only counter to the potty plague that is "Poopourri".
Jamie walked into his bathroom and saw feces caked inside the front rim of his toilet. He knew that his roommate had been koaladumping.
Koaladumping by Minute_Man_Sam May 2, 2014
Related Words
Koalaed • kalaedacunt • Koaladumping • Koaled • koala'd • koala ears • koala dad • koala dick • Koala dog • Koala'd up
koala'ed
During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a man’s back. She will be aggressive, throwing a foreleg around her opponent and biting and scratching him.
kalaedacunt
a. An individual who appears to be a complete cunt regardless of how that individual is viewed.
b. the female pudenda as viewed through external drugs such as LSD, mescaline, funhouse mirrors, etc.
b. the female pudenda as viewed through external drugs such as LSD, mescaline, funhouse mirrors, etc.
kalaedacunt by Kinga Theives July 30, 2011
Koaled
Koaled by Matt Leicester September 19, 2021
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