Koalaed 

When someone hugs or shows affection to someone that they don't actually like, maybe they have an ulterior motive or are just to nesh to show what they actually feel....

That Judas really Koalaed Jesus when he kissed him.....

Koalaed by xXBOOSHXx February 4, 2010

Koaladumping 

The act of defecating while sitting backwards on the toilet and hugging the toilet tank, with the intention of having feces slide down the edge of the bowl to maximize stink and stains, rather than drop directly into the water. This method is the only counter to the potty plague that is "Poopourri".

Jamie walked into his bathroom and saw feces caked inside the front rim of his toilet. He knew that his roommate had been koaladumping.

Koaladumping by Minute_Man_Sam May 2, 2014

koala'ed 

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a man’s back. She will be aggressive, throwing a foreleg around her opponent and biting and scratching him.

Man, this girl koala'ed the hell out of me last night.

koala'ed by khutch June 20, 2010

kalaedacunt 

a. An individual who appears to be a complete cunt regardless of how that individual is viewed.

b. the female pudenda as viewed through external drugs such as LSD, mescaline, funhouse mirrors, etc.

Glenn Beck, Bono, David Blane and Dane Cook are kalaedacunts.

kalaedacunt by Kinga Theives July 30, 2011

Koaled 

Being cuddled like a koala

Wrap round me like a koala hence koaled

Koaled by Matt Leicester September 19, 2021