Knurf 

An idiot, Someone who lacks common sense and tries to manipulate other people for their own personal interests .

Jamie is such a knurf

Knurf by Shwornknurf November 17, 2020

knurd 

"The opposite of being drunk, its as sober as you can ever be. It strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. Then, after they've screamed a bit, they make sure they never get knurd again" - Terry Pratchett

"If I drink any more coffee I risk being knurd."

knurd by PRAEst76 April 6, 2005

knuffle 

A hug (or cuddle). The original Dutch word 'knuffel' was deemed to be English sounding enough to be fully incorporated. Knuffle sounds the same and means the same.

I gave janet a big knuffle during the full moon.

knuffle by StartRunning March 30, 2010

knuffel 

the dutch word for hug or cuddle

person 1: "give me a knuffel pwease"
person 2: "awwwww sure, since you have gone to the trouble of speaking dutch and all"

knuffel by hm.... September 21, 2005

Knuffin Top

The fat that hangs over an extremely obese person's knees.

Check out the knuffin tops on that Walmart shopper.

Knuffin Top by azneck1 May 31, 2013

Knurd 

The opposite of drunk. If you are drunk you are unable to perceive reality properly, being knurd is having your comfortable illusions of life being stripped away and all of life's terrors are exposes.

Samuel is two drinks away from being drunk and is, therefore constantly a little bit knurd all the time.

Knurd by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx November 10, 2020

Knarfing 

one who farts underwater and tries to eat the bubbles..

hey abby lets go the the beach and do some knarfing..

Knarfing by hoobastank January 20, 2008