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Knuckle Off 

The act of vigorously rubbing your knuckles against your privates until you get a euphoric release. Typically done over the pants.
“I just saw Queen Latifa walk by in high heels I need to go knuckle off.”

“I knuckled off so hard last night that I am scabbin this morning.”

“I love knucklin off in my car at night while parked in an alley behind Bennigans.”
Knuckle Off by Ole Red Beard May 10, 2022

Knuckle one off 

The same as Jerking off or the 5 Knuckle Shuffle
Did you hear Nic Pledged a Fraternity?

Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!
Knuckle one off by Mr Shocker September 9, 2009

firing off some knuckle children 

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.
Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

Knock off a few knuckle soldiers 

The act of engaging in male masturbation; specifically connoting a sense of launching troops into battle
Where in the bible does it say a man can't knock off a few knuckle soldiers in the privacy of his sitting room 'cos I don't have a DVD player? - Peter Griffin -

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026