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Knuckle Off 

The act of vigorously rubbing your knuckles against your privates until you get a euphoric release. Typically done over the pants.
“I just saw Queen Latifa walk by in high heels I need to go knuckle off.”

“I knuckled off so hard last night that I am scabbin this morning.”

“I love knucklin off in my car at night while parked in an alley behind Bennigans.”
Knuckle Off by Ole Red Beard May 10, 2022

Knuckle one off 

The same as Jerking off or the 5 Knuckle Shuffle
Did you hear Nic Pledged a Fraternity?

Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!
Knuckle one off by Mr Shocker September 9, 2009

firing off some knuckle children 

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.
Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

Knock off a few knuckle soldiers 

The act of engaging in male masturbation; specifically connoting a sense of launching troops into battle
Where in the bible does it say a man can't knock off a few knuckle soldiers in the privacy of his sitting room 'cos I don't have a DVD player? - Peter Griffin -

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026