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knuckle baby 

n. Male ejaculate resulting from masturbation
Lindsay Lohan posed naked for Playboy, and I gave birth to a knuckle baby.
knuckle baby by peo May 24, 2008
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thor's knuckle baby daycare 

thor's knuckle baby daycare is where thor's knuckle babys go when thor is playing MTG.
Thor - Do you want to play some high level games of Magic ?

RJ - What about thor's knuckle baby daycare

Thor - Fuck you RJ

RJ - Have you seen my dick ?

Thor's knuckle babys - we are legion

Baby Knuckle 

Jane enjoys a wet dance on the baby knuckle
Baby Knuckle by faceexploder April 17, 2010

Baby Knuckles 

When an adult is so overweight or obese they have dimples where their knuckles should be protruding much like a chubby infant.
Yo mama is so fat she has baby knuckles!
"Helen has really put on the beef" "Yeah, she has developed a really nice set of baby knuckles"
Baby Knuckles by 4075230420 January 23, 2017

knucklebabies 

n. knucklebabies is the outcome a male gets after he roughs up his suspect (masterbates) and dosent release his sperm into a sock or something and it is all over the back of his hand.
I got home late lastnight and my wife was asleep,so i went to the computer and racked out a batch of knucklebabies.

knucklebabies 

Sperm or semen, especially when induced by masturbation.
"Yo Scooter, what's up with your petrified Kleenex?"

"It's nothin' dude, just my knucklebabies from rubbing one out earlier today."
knucklebabies by dandruffy August 16, 2008
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