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knob bobbin' 

A man or woman who makes a hobby out of sucking a man's dick.
Dude, Jeff always goes out every Friday night to suck-off as many guys as he can find in the back of that new club called "The Raw Sausage." I think it's time for all of us to go out and get unzipped. We have enough "raw sausage" between us to keep him knob bobbin' for hours. We'll send him home with a belly fully of our sause.
knob bobbin' by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007
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bobbin' the knob 

Blowjob, sucking dick. Her head is bobbing up and down and a dick
Lanie was bobbin' the knob" last night.
bobbin' the knob by Chase satham December 18, 2013

bobbin on the knob 

Yo my girl went bobbin on the knob last night

Knob Blobbin 

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.
"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
Knob Blobbin by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026