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kneegasm 

The sensational vibe one receives when your knee cranium is stroked or rubbed. It is a tingly feeling much like an orgasm.In some cases this may be pleasurable, or if it is a more sinister kneegasm, it could turn out quite wrong! Best not to experience this in public, but to have a "friend" stroke you in the privacy of your own home.
ex. "ohhh... N-ahhhhh doooonnnn'tttt"
"What the hell are you crazy kids doing?"
"Friend of mine..... NOOOO!!!"
"really WHAT THE HELL!"
KNEEGASM
kneegasm by Bri Jew Cat July 4, 2014
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Kneegasm 

Pronounced (cuh-nee-gasm)
(n.) A spasm in the knee area
"Katie has been having a kneegasm under the brace all morning."
Kneegasm by Red-Queens-Court May 14, 2017

Kneegasm 

The feeling, after a long or particularly difficult shift at work, when you finally get to sit down, and your joints release a wave of pleasure or satisfaction similar to that of an orgasm, most notably the knees.
After a long day at the construction site, the kneegasm he got from sitting down forced him to groan.
Kneegasm by HeliosTXG December 4, 2017

kneegasm 

When you lightly tap right above the kneecap on a fully relaxed and dangling leg; you must connect with the nerve that causes an instantaneous reflex. It feels strangely awesome...like a mini orgasm for the knee! Tapioca.
Tapioca... tapioca... hnngg... KNEEEEEEEGASMMMMMMMMMNNGGGG (*kneegasm)
kneegasm by IAM_MRS_NESBITT August 6, 2016
Orgasm while toching your knees.
Sachin had a kneegasam as soon as his girl touched his knees.
Kneegasam by Coolpanda123 May 26, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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