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One of many sharp objects of various shapes and sizes accumulating without the knowledge of one's significant other.
I've been carrying around the Spyderco knaf for three days... time to get another!
knaf by lovegrenade December 9, 2020
Words you can keep
När man initierar en sexuell handling med ens kompis crush sedan länge, framför den uppmärksammade kompisen. Man kan även implicera att man ska göra det några dagar innan genom att tex inleda en koncerversation på snapchat. Om man känner sig extra oskön.
-Jag hörde att Max gjorde en Knaf igår.
-Jaså? Trodde han kunde kontrollera alkoholen.
-Tydligen inte
Knaf by Kna5en July 1, 2020
Related Words
Knaf knafe Knafa knafelman knaff Knafi knafty
kuh·nah·fee Pronunciation kuh·nah·fee

This is a term used in frantic excitement, a high quaility version of the term LMFAO. There is nothing higher than this term when it comes to online laughing.
Your key strokes are always one key left because you're having an orgasm of laughter. This is how KNAFI is born.
You'll know you said something that's funny when someone uses this term.

Also this is a very common lebaneses cheese pastry.
1 lb phyllo dough
1/2 lb butter, melted
2 lbs ricotta cheese
1/2 cup pine nuts
3 cups sugar
1 teaspoon lemon juice (fresh).
Destin: like the stay puff marshmellow man
Philip: knafi!
Philip: lmfao*

"The kids are getting off at three, maybe I'll make a knafi desert."
Knafi by Hmmsphil December 24, 2008
N: A large, sharp, and epic knife.
V: 1. To stab in the head.

2. To knife more than 4 enemies in a row.

3. To stab in anyway epic.
Adj: A uncommon way to say epic or amazing.
N: I own a old Knafe, but it is very powerful.
V:1. I will sneak behind him and Knafe him.

2. Dude I just Knafed all those suckers.

3. I jumped of the building and Knafed him.
Adj: I am so knafe.
Knafe by Grenade thy self July 10, 2011
Know all, fuck all. Someone who claims to know everything but really knows nothing at all. Self-proclaimed expert. Someone who speaks absolute shit.
You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, Knafa.
Knafa by Hazy69 November 22, 2016
From knowledge beyond a generations people through favor and family. Or slang for north
I’m a Knaff type of nigga.
knaff by Psalms50 July 29, 2018
knafty is a word used to refer to a idiotic/stupid wanker
Bailey you knafty prick
knafty by Dr. Jacob.E. Evans August 21, 2016
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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