kmv

kill my vibe, killin my vibe

*Two guys have a night on the town*
Guy 1: "Damn, we have a test tomorrow!"
Guy 2: "Shut up asshole you're kmv"

by byebyepond January 14, 2014

kmvs

kmvs means "Keep my virginity safe" and is often used as an excuse to not having sexual intercorpse.

Guy: Yo, u wanna have sex this saturday night
Girl: No, sorry my mom says: kmvs.

by nibberfaggot November 27, 2017