5 definitions by Sex Offender with a Penis

Amber

A fucking arsehole that always turns me on

You're an arsehole amber

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 26, 2018

Chair

Something you can grind your arse on at night when you're feeling lonely.

I like to grind on chairs :)

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

YOU

A dumb fuck who is reading this right now, wondering what the hell went wrong in your life to make you come to somewhere as immature as the urban dictionary. Get back to school work fAgOt

You are an idiot

by Sex Offender with a Penis September 3, 2018

Klunk

When you shit in a vase and it makes a clunking sound.

*klunk* I just shat in a vase :)

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

Sophie

A bitch who sucks my dick

Sophie suck my dick

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018