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the item used to violate the anus of a gold fish
im going to use my kloppy on this here gold fish
kloppy by MrJoser911 January 7, 2011
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big kloppy shoes 

Obnoxiously loud "notice me" footwear worn mostly by obnoxious women of northeast U.S.,possibly originated from DPs or European immigrants,usually worn on "special occasions". Similar to horse shoes.
I hear them marching up the street in their big kloppy shoes.
big kloppy shoes by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011
Related Words
1.) To perform a spectacular act under pressure with extreme success (See clutch)

2.) To Photoshop to where it look eerily real
Wow, you did a double backflip on the trampoline while taking off your shirt? That's so Klopptch.
Klopptch by SoccerFiend07 August 17, 2011
He's a klopp when it comes to collecting postage stamps.
Klopp by ValyrianSteel212 April 17, 2017

KloppyPlayz 

Minecraft sweat and a dumb YouTuber who makes Minecraft videos like dream
kloppyplayz mc epic youtube very cool and epic minecraft kloppy youtube playz minecraft epic subscribe lklpppy playz mic
KloppyPlayz by picbear September 4, 2021

klopp-flop 

A term used when something / someone behaves less than satisfactory / a plan goes wrong / any Liverpool FC related failure
To "Klop-Flop" - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / be part of an unmitigated disaster
Liverpool's loss to Wolves is nothing short of an unmitigated Klopp-Flop
klopp-flop by Rooster78 January 29, 2017

steven klopp 

loyal scouser who was a former liverpool scout AND a decent left attacking midfielder back in the day. devastating news though about his divorce and his 6 kids. he also defeated richarlison in a fight. knows how to get the choons on
average person: what are you laughing at?
me (a steven klopp enjoyer): just laughing at steven klopp’s new tweet.
average person: omg i love steven klopp now that you have enlightened me

*average person transforms into steven klopp lover*
steven klopp by elliottgoal December 17, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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