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He's a klopp when it comes to collecting postage stamps.
Klopp by ValyrianSteel212 April 17, 2017
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chill head, that chills with chill peeps on chilly days. Ponders if he is chill
klopp by Anonymous March 5, 2003

klopp-flop 

A term used when something / someone behaves less than satisfactory / a plan goes wrong / any Liverpool FC related failure
To "Klop-Flop" - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / be part of an unmitigated disaster
Liverpool's loss to Wolves is nothing short of an unmitigated Klopp-Flop
klopp-flop by Rooster78 January 29, 2017

Klopp Hug 

After a particularly aggressive night of butt-fucking, and you find yourself stuck so deep inside your partner's asshole that you have to walk to the hospital on his back.
Oh honey, I was so hard for my Latino lover last night that I got stuck inside him, and he had to Klopp hug me to A&E.
Klopp Hug by COYS1982 March 6, 2017

steven klopp 

loyal scouser who was a former liverpool scout AND a decent left attacking midfielder back in the day. devastating news though about his divorce and his 6 kids. he also defeated richarlison in a fight. knows how to get the choons on
average person: what are you laughing at?
me (a steven klopp enjoyer): just laughing at steven klopp’s new tweet.
average person: omg i love steven klopp now that you have enlightened me

*average person transforms into steven klopp lover*
steven klopp by elliottgoal December 17, 2022

Jurgen Klopp 

Jurgen Klopp is a German professional [soccer]/football manager (originally managing for Borussia Dortmund) for the English side, Liverpool. Liverpool FC is one of the best teams in the Premier League and would've won the 18/19 title over Manchester City if out-of-the-box goals counted as two. His famous catchphrase is "Boom!" and can train players to get out of their comfort zone and go in different positions. For example, Jurgen could get a left-mid to play as a left-back. He has made many major signings over the years. Like, Virgil Van Dijk for 75 million pounds and Mohammed Salah for 42 million pounds. His smile is also unforgettable but not as good as Ronaldinho's.
"Jurgen Klopp is probably the best manager Dortmund and Liverpool has ever wished for!" - Liverpool FC Fan
"At least he's better than Emery!" - Tottenham Spurs Fan
"Looks like it's a Tottenham fan..." - Arsenal FC Fan
Jurgen Klopp by AidanTES July 9, 2019

jorgin klopp 

Klopp is now the Liverpool coach. (Jorgin klopp)
jorgin klopp by Nhatty bhlinks November 16, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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A)
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B)
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A)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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