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Klib
Klib by The stinky rat January 10, 2024
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Kliban Cat
A cartoon character fat grey-striped tabby with lots of attitude and not a care in the world. Makes Garfield look like a high-strung pansie.
best example was available on a t-shirt in the early '80s and featured Kliban Cat sitting on a barstool playing a guitar and singing these lyrics:
Love to eat them mousies
Mousie's what I love to eat
Bite their little heads off
Nibble on their tiny feet.
Love to eat them mousies
Mousie's what I love to eat
Bite their little heads off
Nibble on their tiny feet.
Kliban Cat by Felix the aircraft engineer September 29, 2005
B. Kliban
(1935-1990) Although at one time a cartoonist for Playboy magazine, this amazing artist was made famous by his adorable cartoons featuring cats.
B. Kliban by devilzukin December 7, 2003
kLiberal
An ironic play on the term 'liberal', referring to the Ku Klux Klan's use of the 'k' or 'kl' prefix in their coda.
Used to mock militant left wing behavior; such as when a presumably liberal person behaves in a hypocritically intolerant or hateful manner.
Used to mock militant left wing behavior; such as when a presumably liberal person behaves in a hypocritically intolerant or hateful manner.
Ann Coulter was scheduled to speak at the University of Boulder last Thursday, but the speech had to be postponed after kLiberal students began disrupting the event by shouting the speaker down and attempting to douse her with salad dressing.
kLiberal by TurkishIII February 18, 2009
Kliban Cat
Kliban Cat by devilzukin December 7, 2003
The Klibanov Syndrome
Occurs when a guy simps for a girl. He then decides to make a move. The girl then answers that he's her "Plan B" and that she's dating someone else for now. Thus, misleading the simp to think that she's actually dating someone at the moment, and will quit dating him soon for him.
Then, the simp discovers he's not the first to hear that answer from that girl.
Likely to happen to chubby delusional high-schoolers.
Then, the simp discovers he's not the first to hear that answer from that girl.
Likely to happen to chubby delusional high-schoolers.
The Klibanov Syndrome by Romi Kl. January 20, 2022
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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