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A fortnite youtuber who juse left 1% And got verified on twitter which people got pissed
Kiwiz just admitted to showing his dick to a 14 year old
Kiwiz by Mclellas YT December 8, 2020
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a gay fucking youtuber that stretchs his video and clickbait this guy is basically morgz just with even more fortnite
person 1 : who is your faviourite youtuber
person 2 : KIWIZ!!!!!
person 1 : look it been a fun ride we had our ups and we had our downs but today is when we end the friend ship between us

kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.
The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.
kiwi shampoo by yaboymd March 7, 2017

kiwi dinosaur 

A person who brings a single serving food item for themselves at a potluck party.
"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."
kiwi dinosaur by nugeny_x May 13, 2014

Real Kiwi Hours 

The hours between 7 am and 7 pm during which the diurnal meme creature, the Kiwi, frolics spreading life and love , and the nocturnal meme creature, the Isopod sleeps waiting for it's time to herald the night through 7 pm to 7 am.
Person A: "Yo bro, what you doin during Real Kiwi Hours"?

Person B: "Oh I'm just gonna to bill's house and crack open some cold one's with the boys, nothin special"

Kiwicopter 

A teammate in an fps game that either gets you killed or is useless. It can also be the act of dying.
Oh look here comes the kiwicopter.
Kiwicopter by AlphaWolf7spirit October 17, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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