kitten mitten

A mitten in which women find arousing when place on the clitorial part of the sexual reproductive system.

Wow. What a mitten.
Fuck me with that kitten mitten

by max juan January 03, 2005

kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004

kittens mittens

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.

Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.

by Shannnon July 03, 2006

Kitten mitten

When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.

Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.

by RPalmzy July 07, 2020

kitten mittens

Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.

The cutest crap ever!!

by Julia June 22, 2004

Kitten Mitten

A condom.

'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'

by Zach 'Tay Tay' July 13, 2008

Kitten mittens

When a woman does not wash her hands after using the bathroom.

Chenetha saw Judy walk out of the bathroom with kitten mittens.

by Chenetha C. November 09, 2018