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kissy poo 

A prostitute that has stinky breath and kisses too much during acts of prostitution
When I met this prostitute at the local motel, she turned into a kissy poo even though I didn't want to snuggle.
kissy poo by jmouse December 7, 2009
When you go to give your cat a kiss just a little tiny kiss very small kissy just a widdle kissy wiss kissy wiss kissy wissy kissy wissy poo kissy poo KISSYPOOKISSYPOOKISSYPOO
“I just call my cat Mr. Kissy-poo now because I love him so much!”
“My boyfriend hates when I call my cat Kissy-poo because he is jealous of our bond!”
Kissy-poo by Skylar White Yo November 28, 2023

kinsy poo 

a kinsy poo is a girlfriend or boyfriend that is kinsy and pooey with their partner. it is when you feel all lovely and gooey and lovelled at the same time. kinnnsssyyyy poooo.
"come here kinsy poo, lets be lovelled and gooey and kinsy poo"
kinsy poo by kiiin. October 7, 2009

Poo Kiss 

Otherwise known as skid marks, Poo Kisses occur when wiping was not done thoroughly enough. Often seen on white fabrics such as bedsheets, towels, or underwear, Poo Kisses are poop stains that are imprinted by one's butthole, resembling actually kiss marks.
My mom told me to buy black underwear because these white ones always show my poo kisses.
Poo Kiss by Draghi1000 March 8, 2011

Poo Kiss 

When you're drunk and unknowingly sit on the toilet lid and leave a little butthole smooch of shit.
So I walked into the bathroom and noticed drunk Rob left a little Poo kiss on the toilet. Couldn't get the lid up I guess.
Poo Kiss by DirtyBradnSteve March 18, 2017

Kiss Poop 

We were going to crash Kiss Poop so we can get the kills, but he kept beasting it.
Kiss Poop by Ashjian February 9, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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