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Kiss fart 

The noise that is made while kissing another person's lips resulting in a fart like sound. Happens right as you're pulling your lips apart from one another.
On our first date we were so into each other that when we were passionately kissing, everytime we pulled our lips apart we kept kiss farting! It was soo uhhhmaaaazing!
Kiss fart by geemuney December 26, 2013
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kiss fart 

You know what, you're a real kiss fart.
kiss fart by Shay22 September 21, 2008

Fart Kiss 

When you fart into another persons mouth, then that other person blows it back into your mouth.
While I was getting rimmed last night I accidentally busted a fart in my girls mouth, to my surprise she was cool with it and gave me a fart kiss.
Fart Kiss by Mystery Shoe August 7, 2012

Fart kiss 

The act of farting in someone's mouth then blowing it back in their face
I fart kissed this girl last night I was so drunk.
Fart kiss by Keith Brenner May 7, 2011

Fart Kiss 

When kissing someone one person puts their tongue into the other's mouth, making sure there are no gaps between eachother's lips, and blows into their mouth whilst using your tongue (as if blowing a raspberry) to make a farting noise.
*wants to surprise gf/bf*

*gives fart kiss*

*both laugh in hysterics at ridiculous noise coming from mouths*
Fart Kiss by SG94 October 3, 2012

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss 

a humorous way of denying that you farted
Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

Kissfart 

A way to tell someone to leave you alone
Tell that skanky bitch to kissfart
Kissfart by Possumkiller August 21, 2025
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